AISubs v3.7
Yonatan, Taka and Shibuya Yuto, Kisho, Yume Yuto, Mishima Yuto, and me Yuto.
You guys are my friends, but you guys are full of talents.
You all have something that you're good at, and I respect you for that.
Except for you, Shibuya Yuto.
Hey!
But you guys have something you're good at, and I can't beat you at that.
I can't beat you at cooking, or I can't beat you at cooking.
But if you show too much of your talent, it's boring.
I think you guys need some tricks up your sleeve.
So we're going to see if you guys can do tricks up your sleeve.
There are four of us. One, two, three, four of us.
We're a team of five people.
And we're going to play against Yume Yuto with our own strengths.
And Shibuya Yuto doesn't have any strengths, so he'll be our host.
Yume Yuto doesn't have any strengths, so it's only natural for him to lose.
I can't beat you with Yume Yuto's weight.
I'm good at gaining weight.
It's a special trait of mine.
It's intense, but it's Yume Yuto.
And if we can do tricks up our sleeve that we can do best with Yume Yuto, we win.
So if you do too many tricks up your sleeve and lose to Yume Yuto, you'll be really bad at it.
You can't lose to someone you're good at.
And that person is...
Shumikishi?
Shumikishi.
Don't say you're good at it in the future.
Wow, that's heavy.
It's hard.
You can't do it without a gold medal or something like that.
Now for our first event, Ryo-kun's.
What are you good at, Ryo-kun?
Long-distance running.
No, I'm better at track and field.
With long distances.
It's easier for me to do tricks up my sleeve, and Yume Yuto is really fat, so I want him to reflect on his own and other people's times.
So let's do a life-and-death race.
Life-and-death race?
Okay, let's go run.
Let's go.
We're here for the running course.
By the way, how long did you run for at the time?
For track and field, about 2 minutes and...
Huh?!
- Huh?! - 50 and 40.
- 2 minutes and 40. - You can do it.
- Huh?! - You can do it for sure.
Even if it's slowing down, I think I can do it for about 3 minutes.
Isn't 3 minutes too short?!
- I'm confident! - But like, for me...
- If I can do it for 3 minutes and 10 seconds... - Huh?!
- I think I can do it. - That's strong!
- Isn't that strong?! - I think it's insanely strong.
But if you have this, you can do it!
But if you don't have this, I think you can do it for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
- That's fast! - You're really fast.
- But Ryo-kun, actually, it's not good if you do it too much this time. - That's right.
- If you do it too much, you'll lose, right? - If you do it too much and it's clear, you can win.
- I think he's famous for track and field. - That's true.
- He's second in the prefecture. - Second in the prefecture?!
- Second in the prefecture?!
- As reporters, Shibayu will also be joining us. - Yes.
- Fumei-san will... - Why?!
- Huh?!
- Can you do it?! - Can you do it?!
- We'll be waiting for you at the finish line. - Yes.
- Shibayu and Ryo-kun will go to the start line first. - Yes.
- Good luck! - Welcome!
We've arrived at the start line!
- Ryo-kun, will you go first? - Yes!
- Mutsu-san, are you ready? - Yes, I'm ready!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
Get into position and...
Go!
- Go! - Wait...
- How are you doing?! - First of all, I'm looking good.
- You're not slowing down, are you? - No, I'm not.
- I see! - I'm talking but I'm not moving at all.
- I see! - This might be perfect.
Oh, my savings!
Wow, you're fast!
You're pretty fast!
I see! Is this your pace?!
Wait... I can't do it!
- 2 minutes and 30 seconds. - Wow!
- If we were in the game, we'd all be watching. - That's crazy!
- Oh! There he is! - There he is!
- That's some speed! - That's some speed!
Wow! That's some speed!
3 minutes and 16... 17... 18...
19... 20...
- 21... 22... - How is it?
23...
- 24... 25... 26... - Hey!
- You did it! - 3 minutes and 27 seconds!
- Not bad at all! - That's fast!
- That's fast! You cut it in 3 and a half minutes! - It's just the right amount of time for me!
- You can do it, Yumemaru! - It's pretty good!
- Didn't you skip it a little? - Huh? No way!
I think I can do it! He's a good guy!
Huh? What's this?
Why?
Why am I running like this?
Huh?
- Shibata... - Shibata...
- Shiba Nigga! - Why?
- Shiba Nigga! - Why did you come?
- Huh? - Why?
- You're here! - Why?
- Shibata Nigga! - You don't have to come!
- Why? - You don't have to come!
- Go back! Go back!
- What? - What is this?
- The time is... - What do you mean "time"?
- It's stopped! - Huh?
- It's not stopped! - Huh?
- It's not your time! - Why?
- Huh? - It's Yumemaru's start!
Hurry up! I'm waiting!
- Why? - You can't come!
- You can't come!
(Yumemaru's start)
- Yumemaru, are you ready? - I'm ready!
- Yumemaru, 2nd place! Get to 1st place! - Ready...
- Go! - Did you start?
- Yeah! - There he is!
- Yumemaru, you have to work hard!
(Yumemaru, 2nd place)
- Yumemaru's form is clean.
- His form is clean, but his physique is...
- Oh, nice!
- I'm going to catch up.
- I think you'll walk in the middle of it.
- Yeah, that's possible. I'll fall.
- I'm going to catch up.
- If you catch up, you'll lose a lot of time.
- What do you mean, "catch up"?
- "Catch up" is like a club name.
- Oh, did you slow down a little?
- Did you slow down a little?
(Yumemaru, 3rd place)
- Is he going to catch up?
- He's going to catch up!
- There he is! - 3 minutes and 10 seconds!
- Go! - You can do it!
- 46! - You can do it!
- 47! - You can do it!
- 48! - You can do it!
- 49! - You can do it!
- 50! - You can do it!
- 51! - You can do it!
- 52! - You can do it!
- 53! - You can do it!
- Your face! Your face!
Was your face that white?
I can't say it!
You're late!
I'm surprised you're so late!
It's been...
...about 300km.
It's cold!
How about me?
Am I late?
No, you're late.
You're late.
You have to run 20km like this, Peter.
Oh, really?
What are you doing?
The camera's rolling, so you're late.
The camera's rolling.
You're late.
My feet!
It's bugging me!
How many seconds did you run?
3 minutes and 27 seconds and...
...3 minutes and 53 seconds.
So...
...about 30 seconds.
I think you're doing pretty well.
Yeah, but...
...I was a little too fast.
I thought you'd run at 3 o'clock in the morning.
No, I was just messing with you.
You were mad at me.
No, no, no!
Staff!
Good work!
On the way...
...I bumped into a hill.
I don't know!
Why did you climb up a hill?
Next up is Toshimitsu!
Toshimitsu, what are you good at?
Well, I used to play baseball.
I used to be a catcher.
So...
...I'm a long-distance runner!
You were pretty good at baseball the other day.
91m.
That's amazing!
I was surprised myself.
Why did you become a catcher?
I was surprised, so I hit it!
I'm going to throw a ball...
...hit it, throw it again, hit it again...
...and end up like this.
Toshimitsu, are you ready?
I'm ready!
Here I go!
No, no, no!
You're wrong!
He's really bad at this!
No, I'm not!
Huh? What?
I was a catcher in the beginning!
Oh, I see!
Shibayu was over here in the beginning.
Why were you over here in the beginning?
Why am I running?
Why am I over here in the beginning?
Let's do it again.
Toshimi-san, please.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
You're underestimating me.
Am I underestimating you too much?
You're so kind.
The result is...
Yes?
29.7.
What!?
That's bad.
You're underestimating me.
It's 29.7, right?
Is it possible that it's a good number?
I've seen a lot of catchballs.
There are times when it goes like this.
That's right.
Miyamoto-san, let's do it.
Okay.
Okay, Miyamoto-san, please.
Okay.
I don't know!
Where is it?
The result is...
44.1!
No way!
Not at all!
You're underestimating me too much!
Because the moment I threw it...
Huh? Mine is definitely flying.
Toshimi-san, can you do "bam" for me?
You're underestimating me too much!
What do you mean "underestimating you"?
[Next episode]
Okay, so this is the next challenge.
I'd like to do the next challenge.
What I'm good at is...
studying.
To be honest.
This time, I'll answer the second-class kanji problem.
Yumemaru said, "Maybe you can solve this."
Maybe you can't solve this.
So I solved the problem in advance.
Let's do it.
First one!
Let's use this as our base.
Base!
Huh?!
It's a base, isn't it?!
Yes, yes, yes...
Huh?!
Oh no!
By the way, this is easy.
Okay, this is my answer.
Base!
World!
[Correct!]
You're good at this.
You did it.
Okay, second one!
Lightning!
Lightning?!
This is it!
Boo-boo!
[Correct!]
Third one!
Blood flow!
Circulation!
Circulation?!
Huh?! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! I think I know what it is!
Here you go!
Oh yeah!
Oh no! I forgot about it!
Old man!
I really can't remember!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
That's terrible!
I think you're wrong about this one!
Yes, it's wrong!
Sterilization! Sterilization!
Wow! Sterilization!
Here you go!
It's wrong!
I think you're wrong about this one!
I forgot about it!
I totally forgot about this one!
I forgot about it!
Fifth one! Laundry machine!
Correct!
Sixth one! Graveyard!
Here you go!
Correct!
Seventh one!
Arresting a criminal politician for incitement!
Incitement?!
Here you go!
I think you're wrong about this one!
Here you go!
Eighth one!
Going around Misaki and regretting it!
Misaki!
This is Misaki!
No, it's not this one!
It's this one!
Correct!
Wow!
You remembered it!
Ninth one!
Exuberant laughter!
Exuberant!
Yes, yes!
Exuberant!
Here you go!
Nope!
Oh no!
That was close!
Here you go!
Last one!
Wrapping an off-se with a princess!
Off-se?!
That's hard!
Off-se?
It's kiragama!
I'm sorry, I don't know anymore!
It's got nothing to do with it!
Nope!
So...
Yumemaru!
Four points!
I wanted to get half of it, though!
And my score is...
Four points!
Wow!
That was...
That was pretty good!
Pretty good!
Anyway, I think I did pretty good!
Yes!
And lastly...
Let's hear from Tetsuya!
And lastly, my specialty!
Yes!
When I was studying baseball and baseball, I was pretty good at it, but...
Lastly, my specialty...
Drinking fast!
Oh!
You're not good at it!
I'm really good at it!
I'm good at it!
If you didn't have a better one, you wouldn't have been able to do it!
If you can do it with a number, you can only do it with time.
That's right.
I think I was able to drink fast the fastest of all of them.
I'm not conscious of it, but when I'm eating, I'm drinking 500ml of water or a sip of water.
I'm not a trainee or anything like that, I'm born with it, so I'm good at it.
Yes.
This time, I'm going to drink 1.5L of milk tea as much as I can.
What?!
1.5L?!
1.5L.
Seriously?!
Here we go!
Okay!
You're good!
Here I go!
Okay!
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
What?!
You look like a bouquet of flowers.
You're good!
You look like a bouquet of flowers.
Wow!
What?!
You're amazing, really.
Wow!
I still can't do it.
Wow!
You're fast!
You're fast! You're fast! You're fast!
But it's about time you can drink it up.
No, it's about time you can drink it up.
Wow!
Okay!
You're too fast!
You're way too fast!
Okay, time...
1 minute 1 second.
Well, well, well.
Yay!
You're too fast!
Don't worry, Yumeoral is trying to win this round.
Okay, here I go!
Ready...
Go!
At first...
You're going pretty fast!
You're fast!
You're so fast!
You're fast!
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- What the hell is this? - What's that? - Why did you hide it? - There's a fly in my eye! - Seriously?